Berlin Survival Tips Bear (Germany) unisex T-shirt
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$49.95 AUD
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Berlin Survival Tips Bear (Germany) unisex T-shirt
$49.95 AUD
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Berlin Survival Tips Bear (Germany) T-shirt | The Great Escape Club
Funny Berlin Survival Tips unisex T-shirt with bear, travel warning list, cash-only cafés, club bouncers, techno and currywurst humour.
The Berlin Survival Tips Bear unisex T-shirt is a funny travel tee for Berlin lovers, backpackers, city explorers and anyone who knows this city runs on cash, confidence and questionable late-night decisions. Featuring a cool cartoon Berlin bear in sunglasses, a retro warning-sign layout and a cheeky “Things That Will Get You” list including cash-only cafés, closed Sundays, bike lanes, club bouncers, AB vs ABC zones, Späti detours, currywurst regret, techno till sunrise, German directness and “just one beer,” this shirt turns classic Berlin travel chaos into a wearable souvenir.
With bold vintage styling, local humour and The Great Escape Club branding, it is perfect for tourists, expats, students, festival-goers, techno fans, Germany travel gifts and anyone who survived Berlin with a story to tell.
Details
• Shirts are Made using Gildan® Softstyle® 64000
• 153g/m² / 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colours are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variants may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size Guide
S — Length 28" (71.1cm) | Width 18" (45.7cm)
M — Length 29" (73.7cm) | Width 20" (50.8cm)
L — Length 30" (76.2cm) | Width 22" (55.9cm)
XL — Length 31" (78.7cm) | Width 24" (61cm)
2XL — Length 32" (81.3cm) | Width 26" (66cm)
3XL — Length 33" (83.8cm) | Width 28" (71.1cm)
Care Instruction
How to Keep Your Escape Gear Looking Sharp
This shirt was made for slow mornings, salty air, bad decisions, snack runs, and spontaneous departures. Treat it kindly and it will stick with you for many adventures to come.
Wash in cold water only. Hot water is a little too keen and may mess with the fit, colour, or print.
Turn your shirt inside out before washing to help protect the graphic. Future you will appreciate it.
Use a gentle detergent. No harsh stuff, no bleach, no laundry chaos.
Wash with similar colours, especially the first time. Some garment-dyed fabrics can release a little colour early on, and your fancy whites do not deserve that kind of drama.
Skip the fabric softener. This shirt already knows who it is.
For drying, air drying is best. Hang it up, let it do its thing, make a coffee, plan your next escape.
Using a dryer? Choose low heat only and remove it once dry to help reduce wrinkles and avoid shrinking.
Need to iron it? Turn it inside out first, or use a cloth over the print. Do not iron directly on the graphic unless you enjoy making poor life choices in laundry form.
Look after it properly and it will stay soft, wearable, and ready for whatever questionable adventure comes next.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Delivery
Your order marks your official entry into The Great Escape Club, where good shirts, questionable decisions, and permanent holiday energy are all warmly encouraged.
Every item is created after your order is placed, rather than sitting around in bulk waiting for a home. It is a slower, smarter way to make clothing, with less unnecessary waste and more purpose behind every piece.
Most orders leave within 7 days. After that, delivery is handled by the postal network in your country, with most parcels arriving in around 3 to 5 business days once dispatched.
You’ll receive tracking details when your order is on the move, so you can follow its little adventure from our side of the map to yours.
Returns
We want your order to land exactly as it should. If your item arrives damaged, faulty, or different from what you ordered, get in touch and we’ll help sort it out.
As each piece is made individually for your order, we usually cannot accept returns for change of mind or incorrect size selection. Please check the size guide before ordering, because even escape artists need a good fit.
EU & GPSR Compliance
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), CLH Ventures Pty Ltd and SINDEN Ventures Limited ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product-safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 191, Howard, QLD 4659, Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Frequently asked questions
Will I be able to track my order?
Yes. Once your order has been printed, packed and handed over for shipping, you’ll receive a confirmation email with your tracking details. Please keep in mind that each shirt is printed to order, so tracking will become available after production is complete, not immediately after checkout.
You can use the tracking link in your email to follow your order’s journey. If your tracking has not updated straight away, do not panic. Sometimes carriers take a little time to scan the parcel into their system.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Each shirt is printed to order, which means it is made especially for you after checkout. Production usually happens first, then your order is packed and shipped.
Delivery times vary depending on your country and shipping method, but you’ll receive tracking once your order is on the move
Why is my shirt made to order?
We print each shirt after you place your order to help reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste. Instead of mass-producing piles of stock that may never be worn, your shirt is created just for you.
It takes a little longer, but it helps keep things more thoughtful, less wasteful and a lot more intentional.
Can I return or exchange my shirt?
Yes, we want you to love what you ordered. If something is not right, please contact us as soon as possible so we can help.
Because each item is printed to order, returns and exchanges may depend on the issue, such as incorrect sizing, damage, defects or the wrong item being received.
What if my order arrives damaged or incorrect?
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or incorrect, please contact us with your order number and a clear photo of the issue. We’ll review it and help arrange the best next step.
No drama, no disappearing act.
Do you offer free shipping?
Free shipping may be available on eligible orders over the advertised minimum spend. If free shipping applies, it will appear at checkout before you complete your order.
Will I have to pay customs or import fees?
International orders may be subject to customs duties, taxes or import fees depending on your country’s rules. These charges are set by your local customs authority and are not controlled by The Great Escape Club.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Can I change my order after placing it?
Because your shirt is printed to order, changes may only be possible for a short time after checkout. If you need to update your size, colour, address or design, contact us quickly.
Once production has started, we may not be able to make changes.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.
“Wearing The Great Escape Club feels like a little reminder that life doesn’t have to be so serious. It makes me want to book the trip, take the long road, and laugh at the weird stuff along the way.”
Megan W.
“The Great Escape Club feels like freedom stitched into a T-shirt. It’s fun, a little rebellious, and makes me feel like I’m part of something built for people who were never meant to sit still.”
Matt Y.
